Will You sign this purity pledge before socialism creeps into your life!!
To all Tea Party members, I urge you to take the following pledge before it’s too late. Please pass it on to fellow members.
I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall
abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
•Social Security
•Medicare/Medicaid
•State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
•Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
•US Postal Service
•Roads and Highways
•Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
•The US Railway System
•Public Subways and Metro Systems
•Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
•Rest Areas on Highways
•Sidewalks
•All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
•Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
•Public and State Universities and Colleges
•Public Primary and Secondary Schools
•Sesame Street
•Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
•Public Museums
•Libraries
•Public Parks and Beaches
•State and National Parks
•Public Zoos
•Unemployment Insurance
•Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
•Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
•Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived >From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
•Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
•Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
•Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
•Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.
I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
•Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
•The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
•The government-operated Statue of Liberty
•The Grand Canyon
•The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
•The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
•All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.
I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.
I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.
I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.
Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.
Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.
SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD ______.
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Urmm, to put this short… We all pay into social security our whole lives. Getting back what we paid is not socialism. Claiming to be a mental retard to get social security at a young age is socialism.
wonderful, and i expect you to continue these programs with out our monetary support, i give you about 20 minutes after we stop funding these you and the freeloaders will be looking for work
You hit the nail on the head.
This might be a bit subtle for the intended audience …
Give me back all of the money that I have paid SS and Medicare the past 27 years I have been working along with all of the income tax and sales tax I have been forced to pay along with the interest it would have accumulated if it had been in the bank.
I bet you go to the store and buy stuff and leave it there for someone else don’t you? No you don’t, so why should you want us to?
I pledge to stand on a balcony above the tea partiers unzip my fly and pee as hard as I can
OMG Pagan all My life, I Have always, been a Conservative Republican Born Again, Baptist. But your posting, is so Insightful that I High Mountain, Tracker and my Twinny Brothers Chief Scout and Right Wing Hawk. we are Throwing, Away our Bibles and becoming Died in the Wool Pinko Socialists. Damn you Pagan for out-thinking Us.!
I am not a socialist infact I am actually a supporter of the Conservative party in the UK.
I have to say I disagree with the above proposals, they are far too radical and it would just not work.
I really admire the USA and I have always respected the US but I hope you don’t mind my advice.
Yes
Nice try Dem. nice try!
You wont get too many to sign that. I personally don’t get the whole fear of “socialism”. The Teabaggers and GOP are just using it as a pseudonym for “communism” which it is definitely not. Democracies can remain and still be socialst. As most of our European allies will attest to.
YES! I dream of a capitalist and christian utopia once all these demonic services are gone! USA USA USA
I would be happy to take a pledge to show President Obama the respect he reserves because he at least is trying to make things better…whereas the republicans on the other hand have sat around with their thumbs up their you know whats….doing absolutely nothing but wasting tax payers money. You don’t like health care inform…I don’t like not being able to get medical care because I have no insurance and have a preexisting condition which insurance companies use as a reason to deny me health care. Medicare and Medicaid when first written were nothing like they are now…as I presume the Health Care Reform won’t be 10 years down the road but at least we have a start. I paid my SS and I’ll collect it, I gladly pay for the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Dept of Homeland Security, Dept of Justice and TSA…what do you prefer….a country like Iraq or Afghanistan ….good…take your idiotic butt over there…and take your friends with you so our soldiers who are sacrificing life and limb can come home. While you’re at it….I’d love to see if you really put your money where your mouth that is run by your demented brain is…
Its called a “Government Monopoly” that forbids or discourages private ownership and competition. Not to mention profit and wealth creation that further benefits the economy. It would be nice if all zoos and schools etc. were made private but the government would never dream of giving up power.